if there’s a god then why the fuck do all my favorite fictional characters die
(via onedirectioncutefacts)
my mom said my first word was “no” and I am making it my life mission to make sure my last words are “still no”
(via onedirectioncutefacts)
*inhales deeply* *exhales slowly* no
(via bananasmoody)
“…and that’s my presentation.”
(Source: tupacabra)
*boy accidentally makes eye contact with a girl*
girl: “OH MY GOD WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??!”
(via bananasmoody)
i’m flipping a coin
heads ill do my homework
tails i wont
it was heads but im going to pretend it was tails
this sums up my entire life
(via bananasmoody)